Comments on: Milanese Chicken, and Gypsy Pie http://ridinouttherecession.com/?p=1232 Coverin the bases in Miz Judi's Kitchen Thu, 23 Apr 2015 10:51:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: admin http://ridinouttherecession.com/?p=1232#comment-1539 admin Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:52:07 +0000 http://ridinouttherecession.com/?p=1232#comment-1539 Funny Stuff...charcoal and cow poop? Shoot, I'm SERIOUS!! LOL! Great story of you and your Mandy! Reminded me of our neighbor. His cow had got down, constipated, and couldn't get up. Well, ole Billy Ray went to the vet, told him the symptoms, and the vet gave him a suppository, and told him to put it up Jezebel's rectum. Billy Ray got home, went straight out to the barn and got to lookin and walkin around ole Jezebel with that suppository in his hand. After walkin circles around Jezzie for 10 minutes or so, he started becoming aggravated. Finally he walked around her once more and said, "Jezebel...I'm gonna walk around you JUST ONE more time. If I don't find your rectum then, I'm gonna take this thing...and stick it straight up your a$$!! Jus kiddin, Mississippi! Sandra, we hope you and all yours are doing great! Tell everyone hello for us, young lady! It was great hearin from ya'll! Funny Stuff…charcoal and cow poop? Shoot, I’m SERIOUS!! LOL!

Great story of you and your Mandy! Reminded me of our neighbor. His cow had got down, constipated, and couldn’t get up. Well, ole Billy Ray went to the vet, told him the symptoms, and the vet gave him a suppository, and told him to put it up Jezebel’s rectum. Billy Ray got home, went straight out to the barn and got to lookin and walkin around ole Jezebel with that suppository in his hand. After walkin circles around Jezzie for 10 minutes or so, he started becoming aggravated. Finally he walked around her once more and said, “Jezebel…I’m gonna walk around you JUST ONE more time. If I don’t find your rectum then, I’m gonna take this thing…and stick it straight up your a$$!! Jus kiddin, Mississippi!

Sandra, we hope you and all yours are doing great! Tell everyone hello for us, young lady! It was great hearin from ya’ll!

]]> By: Sandra http://ridinouttherecession.com/?p=1232#comment-1524 Sandra Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:04:58 +0000 http://ridinouttherecession.com/?p=1232#comment-1524 LOL 'bout the threatening the cows with a bag of charcoal if they did not furnish you some POOP. Funny stuff that. You should have been around when old Dr. Lindley made farm calls in our county. He showed up at our house one day to Vet our prize Jersey and main source of milk. She was my 4-H cow and I loved her. Mandy had been ailing for about a week before the Vet came. I did not mind when he mixed up medicine in a Coke bottle and stuck it in her mouth and held up her head to make her guzzle it. What I did mind was them sticking the garden hose up her you know where and what happened after. Yes. It was liquid manure, it was not to bad, the spraying and mooing and all, 'cause I knew my Mandy would get well in no time. However, my Mother threw a fit because the spray was all under her clothes line. Took awhile to dry up and Mama said we looked like woodies because we had to hang the laundry on the fence. She made me hang clothes on the mule pen fence, the garden fence, the corn patch fence. Anywhere but near the pig pen and chicken pen fence. She changed her mind about the mule pen because Mike the mule chewed up one of her better dresses. All worked out well. Mandy gave lots of milk that year and the grass under it the was the most beautiful lush green you had ever seen that summer. Kinda made it a pleasure to hang out the wash that year. My name is Sandra and I have the most wonderful memories of growing up in the Deep South and I owe them all to my Mama and Daddy. Hope my kids have great stories to tell about their childhood. Dub and Deb hope you are both doing well. Reading your column every day is a must, like the first cup of coffee. LOL ’bout the threatening the cows with a bag of charcoal if they did not furnish you some POOP. Funny stuff that. You should have been around when old Dr. Lindley made farm calls in our county. He showed up at our house one day to Vet our prize Jersey and main source of milk. She was my 4-H cow and I loved her. Mandy had been ailing for about a week before the Vet came. I did not mind when he mixed up
medicine in a Coke bottle and stuck it in her mouth and held up her head to make her
guzzle it. What I did mind was them sticking the garden hose up her you know where
and what happened after. Yes. It was liquid manure, it was not to bad, the spraying
and mooing and all, ’cause I knew my Mandy would get well in no time. However,
my Mother threw a fit because the spray was all under her clothes line. Took awhile to dry up and Mama said we looked like woodies because we had to hang the laundry
on the fence. She made me hang clothes on the mule pen fence, the garden fence, the corn patch fence. Anywhere but near the pig pen and chicken pen fence. She changed
her mind about the mule pen because Mike the mule chewed up one of her better
dresses. All worked out well. Mandy gave lots of milk that year and the grass under it
the was the most beautiful lush green you had ever seen that summer. Kinda made it a pleasure to hang out the wash that year. My name is Sandra and I have the most wonderful memories of growing up in the Deep South and I owe them all to my Mama and Daddy. Hope my kids have great stories to tell about their childhood.
Dub and Deb hope you are both doing well. Reading your column every day is a must, like the first cup of coffee.

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